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I went to my local sex-on-premises yesterday to meet one couple at 1pm and another at 9pm. I only go there for dates with couples, I don't usually 'cruise'. The plan was simple. The first couple loves a gangbang and I was once again used as a sex toy, or bait, to get the other guys lined up. I still joined in few times and had a lovely, sexy time. They usually leave around 5pm as they live 2hrs+ drive north. This was going to give me 4 hrs to eat then grab one of the small rooms for a sleep. As it turned out they left late. It was 37 celsius outside and we all had a kip on the lounge in the video area, so time got away. During the kip B (hubby) went for a walk and came back telling us about a solo girl walking around. Very unusual in this place. Late in the day, as we showered she came into the change rooms in a thong and a towel. Gorgeous. No other word for it. I went for a short walk to check her out and she had removed the thong to reveal a very nice cock as well. I went back and finished showering and followed the couple out to the lounge, only to find them sharing a table with her and chatting. I sat next to her and was introduced. She is a Cabaret singer and she is absolutely stunning. My friends had been talking me up to her and once the conversation started rolling they left to go home. We continued talking and starting touching and playing with each other's body. She had dressed in a one piece cotton skin tight dress, the kind a girl puts over a bikini on the way to the beach. I was only wearing a towel. She put her hand under the towel, grabbed my cock and said 'I want to take you upstairs and suck that'. What could I say except 'OK'? we went up and found a small private room and as we walked in I dropped my towel. She just dropped and started to suck my cock. We laid back and I peeled off her dress. God, she was perfect. She's about 30yo and been on hormones since 15. Brazilian, D cup implants and a lovely 6" circumcised cock. I won't name her but I'm going to lift a pic from her website and put it here. We had a slow, sexy 69. Possibly the sexiest event in my entire debauched life. Afterward we went back down to the dressing room, showered and dressed. Swapped phone numbers (YES!) and she rang a taxi, which took over an hour to get there, so we settled down and talked until it arrived. Funny comment of the night? Thinking of inviting her to one of our bi play nights, I asked her if she played with girls too? Look at the pic and imagine her saying 'I couldn't play with a girl without Viagra'. Brilliant. I can't play down the rest of the night with my friends after she left, because playing with a lady that squirts (BIGTIME) and an 8"+ cock is not to be ignored (I'll post a pick of me sucking that too), but DAMN! She (the TS) was life changing. By the way, yes, the picture IS lifted from a poster off her website.

Take Care

C
xx

I met another couple this afternoon and played with them at my local again. Lovely couple. We went into the barred room again (I didn't know it was three rooms - one in the middle with bars on both sides and the side rooms for 'viewing'). This time we went into the other viewing room. The idea was she wanted a gangbang and we were to put on a show for the locals, the husband could then pick out the guys she wanted and invite them to play. It was a bit like last night, except we were deliberately displaying her to get the guys worked up. Yes, folks, I was used as a display aid for sex. I have never felt like such a slut before...I loved it!! he picked out 4 other guys and took us all to another cage I didn't even know existed. 4 sides of bars in the middle of a room. The room had face sized peep holes all around the walls (about 15 of them?) and the door had prison-type bars in the window. She went crazy (in a good way) being fucked, sucking 2 cocks at a time. She went through 6 guys in the first session. We took a break and went into the showers, then went and watched part of a Star Wars movie (this place has everything!) We went straight back to the 'cell'. Every time we moved around the building we had an entourage behind us. She described it as 'seagulls fighting over a chip' - love it! This time the husband took us via the suckatorium (I TOLD you this place has everything). We went window shopping for cocks! He picked out 2 and another 2 from the line following us (plus me - I don't cum easy so I was still up for it) and we went back in for another session, similar to the first,except this we all came all over her me and hubby included. We went back down to the showers AGAIN. After that we settled into the spa and just chatted for an hour or so. Lovely people. Will meet them again in a few weeks. It;s a date!

After a couple of quick, horny phonecalls during the week I went to my local 'sex-on-premises' venue with a couple last night. At the last minute another couple, also friends had posted a notice looking to hook up over the weekend while they were in Sydney, but couldn't host. (The same 2 couples from NYE). I contacted them and they met us out there. We took over the 'sling room' and put one of the ladies in it for starters. She loves to cum quickly first time and I love sucking pussy...now there's a plan! I went down on her, working hard on her clit. She was playing with/sucking her partner's 8"+ cock getting hotter and hotter. (God, I look at what I've written so far and it sounds like "I didn't believe the stories I read in Penthouse Magazine until the other day...). It only took her a couple of minutes to cum, with her hands on the back of my head using my face as a toy - my favourite place in the whole world! I know that as soon as she cums this lady likes a nice, hard cock in her pussy, working hard. This seems to be quite common? I grabbed a condom from the dispenser and went to work, holding onto the chains and absolutely hammering her. I'm not as big as her partner. I'm 7" but thick, but her partner looks like something you buy in a delicatessen. After a few minutes of this I was starting to wear out and asked her partner to take over. In all the fun I hadn't noticed that he'd just cum, so needed some recovery time. No problem. I looked behind me for the other couple, but they'd gone out to find a few guys for a gangbang for the lady (busy night!) Still no problem. I reached for my fuck bag and grabbed a big, soft rubber vibrator and dropped to my knees in front of our slinged lady. She was so wet I just lined it up and pushed. No resistance, just all the way in. I fucked her pretty savagely with that for a while and when both of my arms started getting tired, I slowed down into a nice, even groove. ' You keep that up and I'll squirt for you' she said, knowing that I LOVE being squirted on. I said I LOVE being squirted on, just in case you missed it the first time! Of course I continued! Wouldn't you? I kept the tempo even and ducked down to tongue he arse. Her partner slid his hand down and started to rub her clit for her. "Don't move, here it comes!" shes said. The next thing I knew She was wet and running everywhere. All over my face and chest - Yay! She has squirted a lot harder before, but I just love knowing she's completely opened up and enjoying herself. Did I mention that I LOVE being squirted on? We rested a bit and the other couple came back in. They were being followed around the place by a string of guys, so we shut the door again. Apparently there was another couple wandering around out there getting the same grief. After a bit of play they went out to organise round 2 of the gangbang. The rest of the night was a bit slower and relaxed until my surprise. I did call this blog 'Nice Surprises' didn't I? Late in the night I went to look for the gangbang couple (up to Round 3 I think). They'd worked out a system where they got a string of guys following them, led them into an open area, then picked 4 of the most suitable and took them into one of the rooms and fucked them. This is a good system except it makes them hard to find if they're not in one of the open orgy areas. I saw the other couple, still wandering around with a string of guys following them. So I asked them if they could tell me where my friends went. They knew who I meant but couldn't help. I told them about the 5 of us in the sling room, which we'd just vacated (squirt couple had retired for a cigarette). The lady said she'd been tempted to get in one but only saw the one in the public area and was a bit shy. I said if you need any help I'd be happy to and started to wander off. She said 'sounds like a plan' and I was back in a flash! 'Sure' I said. 'Do you mind bars?' I was confused. She led me and her partner into a room with 3 walls and a set of bars separating it from another room. 'No problem' I said. Everything got very hot very quickly. She just dropped and grabbed both of our cocks and started sucking (you only wear towels, if anything in this venue). Withing seconds we had an audience of about 6 guys on the other side of the bars only about a metre away. She settled in on my cock (god she was hungry) so I bent down and started to suck her man's cock. Damn, it was bigger than mine as well. She stopped for a second and looked up at her man. "Kiss me" she said. He did then she went straight back to my cock. I asked if I could return the favour. 'Sure' she said. I laid her out on the matress and went straight to it. She tilted her head back and sucked her man's cock at the same time. She was ready to burst. In less than a minute I had her hand on the back of my head and she was helpless. Cumming like crazy. As soon as she settled down she said 'someone needs to fuck me'. (See? I told ya!). Her man said 'Where are the condoms?' In less than a second there were 4 hands reaching through the bars offering condoms!! It was hillarious! I still hadn't recovered fully from earlier in the night So I said "Let's turn her around you can fuck her while she helps me recover". She almost jumped into position (doggy) and stuffed my cock in her mouth as her man pushed into her from behind. With all of this happening only just out of reach of the guys on the other side of the bars things got even hotter. I was recovered in seconds and said 'If this keeps up I'm going to come soon'. Her man pulled out and came over to take turns sucking my cock. 'I don't want to drink it' she said and got onto her knees offering her tits for me to cum over. They were both relentless and I was about to come and said so. He grabbed my cock and started jerking it and aiming it onto her tits. God, I didn't know I had it in me! I came everywhere! They both started rubbing it all over her tits while she licked the end of my cock clean. After a minute I grabbed my towel and said thank you and started to leave. I kissed them both and walked out. They did the same and we were all heading in the same direction. They were heading to the smoking room and I was looking for my friends in there. We got chatting. Apparently this was their first time doing this and I was the first guy!! No wonder she was ready to burst. They had been on the hunt for nearly 3 hours! They had been bothered all night by the local inhabitants and when I came up just being normal they were relieved. I offered to give them my profile name if they wanted to hook up again, but they don't have one! Not at all! I mentioned our parties and she said if they are all friendly people like me then yes please! We went into the dressing room to get a pen and swapped phone numbers and found all of my friends dressing. They couldn't find me and it was getting late. Introductions all round and we swapped our phone numbers and left. Talk about new? She gave me her home number. It's safe with me, but I'll talk to her about that for future safety - sheesh! Hmmm...one more couple for our parties! I'm going back to meet another couple I've connected with online this afternoon! I love my life! P.S. The gangbang couple have arranged to meet a couple there tonight. I'll be gone by the time they get there (I've got kids to feed etc) but here's the thing. They're meeting a couple I'll be meeting for the first time next week! Small world. Did I mention I love my life? Did I also mention that I LOVE being squirted on? Note: Insatiable girlfriend required.

Friends of mine were down from the country and had arranged to meet with other friends for a NYE Bi night in their hotel room. Luckily for me, BOTH couples invited me for the fun (yay!). After a few late calls and a couple of no shows (why do people do that?) we had 5 couples and 4 single guys. This was a sensational night, truly memorable. Good people, good sex. Stayed overnight and 6 of us played on and off all day until I had to leave around 5pm on New Year’s Day. Great people. M & B, D & K, if you’re reading this; I really had a lovely time, thank you all for the invitations and I look forward to more play in 2010.
C
xxxx

A friend of mine is a reasonably famous musician. Every so often he has a party at his place, where he has amongst other things, a spa and a recording studio. The studio is always cleared out and the spa is always occupied.
D had been teasing me all night in the spa and she had me rock hard every time she came close to me.
We were both out of the spa and had put our clothes back on because it wasn’t quite summer, but the games weren’t finished yet. ‘Why not grab us some drinks and meet me in the studio’ she said ‘it’s time to be fucked like you’ve never been fucked before’. I went and got us both a drink and headed down to the studio, which was under the house in the basement. Unless there’s a band in it it’s basically a soundproof room with no windows and double doors. I walked in and was standing near the wall when I heard the outer door open and close. Just before the inner door opened, the lights went out. This made the room completely dark as the inner door was closed.
I could hear movement but couldn’t see a thing. A moment later I felt a hand brush my back and turned with my hands outstretched. I felt a naked female body grasping for me in the dark. I said ‘there you are’ but all I got in return was ‘shhhh’. I felt my shirt being unbuttoned and it disappeared, followed by my shorts. She slid down and grabbed my cock, which was rock hard again. Without a word she placed her mouth on it and slid as much into her mouth as she could. Standing there in complete darkness with my cock being sucked I almost lost my balance and had to recover by dropping to one knee. She followed me down without skipping a beat. In an effort to keep my balance I put my hand out to the side and was surprised when I felt a naked leg beside me.
Judging by the hair it felt male. I traced my hand up his thigh until my fingers brushed his balls, then his stiff cock. I had no idea who he was and didn’t care. I slipped my hand behind his butt and wrapped my other hand around his cock and pulled him toward me, his cock sliding into my mouth. I was in heaven. Totally blind in the dark, with D sucking me and a lovely 7” cock in my mouth. After a few moments she pulled away, leaving me on my knees, head turned to the side with a mouth full of cock. After a bit of shuffling, I felt her hand fumble up my leg and grab my cock again. She used her hand to guide me as she reversed her body onto my cock with what had to be the wettest pussy I had ever felt. She was pushing herself doggy style onto my cock and loving it, already moaning and pushing back so my balls slapped her body. She was as hot as hell. The guy started moaning with her and before long I had them both pushing me as they got more and more excited.
I felt his cock go hard in my mouth and suddenly he grabbed my head as he came into my mouth yelling as he emptied his balls into my mouth. Within seconds, D threw herself hard at my cock as she started to cum too. It was all too much for me. Without letting go of his cock, I felt my own go rock hard and release, emptying into D while I was still slowly savoring his cum, swallowing it a bit at a time as she ground her pussy onto me, twitching involuntarily as her orgasm slowly faded.
After a moment she moved forward, letting my cock slide out of her and moved away from me. The cock slipped out of my mouth and slipped away out of reach. I heard the inner door open and close again and I knew I was alone once more. I hadn’t really moved and it wasn’t hard for me to locate my clothes by touch, fumbling until I had them pretty much where they should be. I had no idea where the drinks were as I felt my way along the wall until I came to the door. As I stepped back onto the stairs, I ran straight into D coming the other way. ‘There you are’, she said. ‘Sorry I took so long, I got stuck helping in the kitchen. Now…where were we?’

In an old movie theatre where then glory days of live sex shows and pole dancing have long passed, a few single men sit in the back few rows checking out each other more than the Fuck movie on the screen.

At the very front to one side, the Man sits. Directly in front of him, a disused pole...until today.

The girl stands facing him with her back against the pole. She has her hands above her head, bondage tape securing her wrists to the pole, her feet slightly apart. Blinfolded and naked, she is nervous, a little scared and wetter than she has ever been in her life...

As the Man stands up, she can hear the men moving up for a closer look. They won't get too close for fear of stopping the show. Besides, the Man will protect her.

He places her face in his hands and kisses her. Passionately. She begins to lose herself and trieds to push her hips out to meet his, even though she knows she can't have him yet.

As he continues to kiss her, his hands slide down to her breasts. As her takes their weight his thumbs and forefingers close in on her nipples...and squeezes. Gently at first then harder until he can take the weight of her breasts...and does, slowly twisting her nipples until she releases a low moan. He relaxes the kiss and relaxes the grip on her nipples, slowly sliding his tongue down her neck and body until she can feel his warm breath on her pussy. He rakes his fingers down her body, past her pussy until he lifts fist one leg and then the other over his shoulders and places a deep slow kiss on her pussy. She is beyond care.

With her body suspended between her wrists and her thighs, the only movement she can do is to thrust her pussy onto his face...HARD. He responds by folding back his top lip and raking his top teeth upward across her clit. When she gasps with pleasure he drags his bottom teeth upward, more gently, gaining another moan. Then she relaxes as he softens his mouth and sucks, gently, so her clit enlarges in the partial vacuum of his mouth. After a few moments of slow, relentless play, she cums with a voice she didn't know she had. As she thrashes on his face he smiles inwardly, knowing that this is his favourite place in all the world.

He slides his tongue up her body until he is once again kissing her, this time with the taste of her pussy all over his mouth and lips. As he does this he slides his cock smoothly into her, at the same time moving his hands back under her thighs, this time from the outside. She finds herself throwing her hips and pussy hard at him again as her orgasm suddenly peaks for a second time.

After taking a moment to enjoy her body, now rigidly suspended between his hands and her wrists, she relaxes, oblivious to her audience.

He lowers her feet to the floor, but she continues to drop, now hanging from her wrists, still twitching every time she moves her thighs.

He slips his still hard cock out of her and releases her wrists. She drops slowly to the floor...almost completely spent...almost...

"Suck it" he said, but it wasn't necessary. It was all she could focus on. She took it into her mouth and slowly let her breath out. 'Yesss' she thought to herself as she took another breath and took as much as she could into her mouth. He grabs her head to make her work it harder but she knows what she wants and shakes them off, burying her face in his balls before sliding her tongue and lips to the head of his cock and stuffing everything she could into her mouth. She couldn't help herself. She loved cock...God, she loved cock. He put a hand on the back of her neck and pinched her nose shut until she became a senseless sucking thing that knew about nothing but the cock she wanted so badly to swallow completely. She was about to pass out from lack of air and blind lust when she felt his cock harded and with a soft growl he released her head and nose and emptied his balls into her mouth...and again...and again. He slowly stood up straight with her mouth firmly locked onto his cock. He left her to savour the results of her efforts for another moment, before slowly pulling his cock out of her mouth. As she climbed slowly to her feet, he wrapped her in his arms and kissed her passionately once more, tasting his own cum in her mouth, neither of them noticing as the audience slowly returned to their seats.