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Saturnfinger1
US age 48
Joined 2 years ago
Last login 63 days ago
Welcome to Saturn, a place of nonjudgmental acceptance of all. There is no kink shaming, body shaming, racism or homophobia here. All are treated with the respect they deserve, until said respect is lost. If you think I'm being disrespectful in status, your probably not understanding that I'm only joking around. I do that. Even, and especially, in regard to myself. So don't worry if I say something self deprecating. It's either a joke or just me being bluntly honest. Me? I'm nothing special, a very average guy with well below average looks. (Think Rocky Dennis mixed with Sloth from The Goonies). Women avoid me like the plague. Some say it's not because of my looks, but what do they know? They've never seen the train wreck that is my face. My body isn't much better. Thats why I have taken down my photos because it's quite clear to me that nobody wants to see that. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
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I just blogged and would appreciate if you would take the time to read and let me know what you think.
Stats
My Hunners Status:
I am:Male
Age:48
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:No one at the moment
Marital Status:Single
Children:Dependent
Member Since:20-Aug-21
Last Logged In:2-Mar-24
Location:915 million miles from the sun, United States
About
Star Sign:Virgo
Is Following:
Is Looking For:Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam
Interests:Arts / Crafts, Martial Arts, Astrology / New Age, Mountaineering, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Religion, Cycling, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Gym / Aerobics, Hiking / Camping, Ice / Snow Sports, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation
Other:I'm also a history nut and I enjoy playing video games.
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Height:5' 9" (175cm)
Weight:195lbs (13st 13lbs) (88.5kg)
Eye Colour:Blue
Hair Colour:Dark Brown
Best Feature:Knees
Pubic Hair:Trimmed
Tatoos:3 - 5 Visible
Piercings:None
Penis Length:6.7" (17.1cm)
Penis Girth:6.5" (16.5cm)
Circumcised:No
Professional Life
Education:School
Employment Status:Full Time
Industry:Manufacturing / Distributions
Job Role:Management
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:Socially
Religion:Other
Sense Humour:Other
Social Style:Shy
Libido:High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:I've been fortunate enough to have actually had sex. That is an amazement unto me, itself.
Favourites
Movie:To many to choose
Book:The Prophet, The stars my Destination
Author:Alfred Bester, Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft......
Song:Too many, again
Band:Crimso,Mars Volta,DFA1979,Damned,Django Reinhart
TV Show:The Prisoner. I really miss that show.
Sport:Hockey & Football (not the American version)
Drink:Chai latte
Pastime:Playing music, drawing/painting, masturbating.
Sex Position:Any I can get, which is none.
Person I'd like to Fuck:not famous, but- Dagmara Bajura & Marissa Roberto
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Creating things, nice people.
What Makes Me Sad:
Not being able to do the things I enjoy. Always having to be me. Couldn't i be someone else, for a change? Or at least look like someone else.
What Makes Me Mad:
Stupid, selfish & ignorant people.
My Bad Habits:
Being horny so much and masturbating........a lot........because I can't get any...............it sucks.
My Final Thoughts:
If I was a millionaire...

I'd make sure my child's college was paid for and their future secure.
Comments
AdeleGingerRaine : Hey sweet friend, you know you are one of my favorite people here,right 💋
(65 days ago)
MitchandDaisy : Wishing you an excellent 2024, Saturn.
(121 days ago)
EmuLater : Hi Saturn, I hope you gave a great Christmas!
(133 days ago)
MrsTrellis : Hope there's a good excuse for your absence from status!
(317 days ago)
MitchandDaisy : Well, so much for me predicting that the Panthers would win the cup, eh? Tkachuk was out in the final game with a fractured sternum, no less. But the Knights deserved it. Love how Cassidy started the first shift with the original misfits on the ice.
(325 days ago)
mrsUnderDog59 : Thank you Saturn :) :) xx
(1 year ago)
smitten4u : Merry Christmas!
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis : Merry Christmas MrS, have a good one xx
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine : Merry Christmas 🎅
(1 year ago)
naughty_but_innocent : Hey you! xo
(1 year ago)
Allure : Love your About Me....xx
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine : Awwee I missed your birthday 🎂 🥳 happy belated 💓 💖
(1 year ago)
smitten4u : Happy Birthday Brother!
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : Happy Birthday <3 <3 <3 <3
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh : happy birthday to the best planet finger! :D
(1 year ago)
MitchandDaisy : Happy Birthday!
(1 year ago)
smitten4u : #986 checking in
(1 year ago)
Sexyplussize : Thanks for the birthday wishes darling and for rating! 😘😘😘😘
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee : *kiss on the cheek :)
(1 year ago)
Profile last updated: 1-Jan-24