King of the Road
I was a lovely Friday evening . The Champagne was chilling, my fake fireplace was making a grinding noise that would likely turn it into a real fireplace if left un-attended and the young girl at my side had just screamed bloody murder while trying to suffocate/crush my head between her legs. My ears were still ringing a bit and apparently so had my phone.
I used my unbound hand to massage some rope burn, free myself and check voice mail. Of course it was my Mother, my ailing Grandma had taken a turn for the worse. She might not be around much longer so everyone was going out to visit.
This threw a monkey wrench into the week-end, but I was close to Granny. Fortunately my guest had heard the message and told me it was alright if we cut it short and offered to drop me off there. She lived fairly close to the town where Granny’s home was.
Well done deal, we would leave in the morning and I would get a ride back with my family. I thanked her kind hearted soul and offered here some champagne that I held at crotch level. As the cork bounced around the room I gave her my best comical sexy look and asked her if it reminded her of something. I almost imitated the cork as she poured some champagne on her body and she said we didn’t need any glasses.
I awoke the next morning to the gentle cawing of the local crows, they had used the tree in my front yard to conduct some form of crow parliament. So many crows, it seemed sleeping I was not an option and I got out of bed and headed for the shower. After fighting of several sexual advances from the girl (a guy needs to grow some skin back down there) we dressed and hit the road in her vehicle. Early into our trip my phone rang and it was my sister. I told her of my ride and she would meet us there in her new truck.
During the ride I spoke to my companion about road head. She seemed to like the idea and since I was driving it turned into a great idea. She began by teasing me. She would rub my cock though my shorts and stop every time a car passed, this was a main highway so she stopped often. Eventually we got down to business and she pulled it out and began to tease it with her mouth but she would stop every time a car passed.
I told her to look at the next car and see if you could see any detail as it passed at high speed. She finally agreed you could not and road head continued uninterrupted.
Life is good when you are speeding down the high way passing cars and getting a blow job. Of course the phone rings and I am stupid enough to answer it. It is my sister and she says “Hey, Hubby says you just passed us but I don’t see your friend.” My friend must have good hearing because she spat my cock out, sat up and did up her seat belt. “OOOHH” says my sister. “Hey, that is you behind us. Ummm nice truck” I said. All that time I was thinking “I am pretty sure from a truck you could see pretty much everything happening in a passing car.” Silence was broken on the other end of the phone with laughing and sounds of disgust from my sister.
And that my friends, is how you wreck a good thing.
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