TNBuilder's Blog - page 62

We went out with our friends that introduced us to celebrate her Birthday last night and had a great time. Got home and went to bed, as happened 5 weeks ago, leaned over to give her a kiss goodnight and she seemed interested in more. After about 30 minutes of me rubbing her back and occasionally trying to get to her pussy with no success, finally, I went to eat her and after a few moments managed to get her legs spread. I ate her her for about 10 - 15 minutes and actually got a reaction (!) then (getting tired of her just playing with my dick with the vibe) turned around and moved up to fuck her which I did for about 10 minutes to at least 2 good orgasms. All in all, not a bad night.
Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend and please remember those who served both past and present who make this great country what it is.

Wellllll Let's see, 2 years ago, I shut down my construction company and went to work selling security systems, 3 months ago,that company took away my salary so I went and opened my own company doing exterior repairs (mainly roofing), 2 weeks ago, I get a call from another security company and they want me to be the sales manager with a base salary that is not too bad, but the potential to make large 5 figures and possibly even into the mid 6 figures! This could be VERY interesting!!! (Plus The Ex will be running the roofing business which I will get an income from)

We had a pretty good weekend, so I figured I would take a shot at getting things started with The Wife last night when we went to bed. When she got in bed, I raised myself up, and leaned over to her side to give her a kiss, as I did this, she complained of how sore she was from walking on Saturday and pretty much pushed me away. I said something to the effect of I was hoping to make love, but I guess this is a 'NO' and she said correct. Oh, well, I knew what was going to happen, but I figured I would try anyway. Hopefully I will have an opportunity to fuck The Ex this week.

Got a text last week from a former co-worker who had gone to a new company saying that the owner of that company wanted to meet me with the possibility of hiring me. Now, I have just started a new company of my own and have invested a lot of money to do so, so I am not sure what to do. I realize that The Ex can pretty much take care of most of the company since she has worked with me before, and I can handle the rest part time, but I just do not like change or surprises. I will be calling one of my close friends as an adviser later today to discuss this with them and try to make a decision. Of course, it really depends on how much money they are willing to offer me as well. More to come ... stay tuned

1) I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

2) The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.

3) Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

4) My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

5) The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

6) A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

7) I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Then the fight started.

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

9) The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."

Well, never did get to fuck or even trim The Ex, so in spite of jerking off a few times a day, I am very horny. Thinking about going and trying to 'start something' with The Wife, but not really wanting to go that route. Prefer to wait for Monday and hope that the schedule plays out better next week.
Hope everyone has a GREAT weekend.

Started what should be 3x weekly bike ride for exercise with The Ex and it went well except that I woke up with a horrible headache and Left Knee pain. Not really sure if it was all due to the exercise, but I have been having knee problems anyway so riding four miles probably did not help.
While she was showering this morning before we headed out to work, The Ex indicated that she wants me to trim her this afternoon which should lead to some good oral and fucking.
Seems like it will be a good Tuesday.

Was talking with The Ex and she said she was sore from our 'activity' earlier in the week, I pointed out that I really needed to trim her up as that was a likely cause and offered to do so right then. She declined my offer as she said that my trimming her would get her horny and she would want to do more but that she would definitely have me trim/shave (not sure how far she will let me go) on Monday.
Later in the day, I was still feeling horny, so I suggested to The Wife that we go to bed about 45 minutes early figuring that maybe 'something' would get started (she has said many times that if I want to have some loving we just need to go to bed earlier) well, no sooner had her head hit the pillow than she was snoring away. I realized that I would not be able to sleep with that noise, so I went to our upstairs bedroom, watched TV for a while, then went to sleep.
All in all, slept pretty good and woke up right on my normal schedule even without an alarm clock. I may do this more often...
Grandson has a soccer game today and then we have a Cinco De Mayo party this evening.
Hmmmmm maybe I get The Wife slightly drunk and get some tonight. We will see, not likely, but one can always hope.

Well, The Ex did come back as promised, and we showered and headed to bed where I sicked on her fantastic, sensitive nipples and fingered her pussy for about 10 minutes till she pushed my head 'south' for me to eat her which I gladly did for a while until she announced that she did not think that she could hold off cumming any longer so I said that she should go ahead. Amazingly, she did manage to hold off for a few more minutes until she had one of her always incredible screaming orgasms during which I held on and kept sucking on her pussy and digging my tong as deep as I could to get her tasty juices. After a few moments, she said get up her and put the condom on and please get inside of me which I gladly did and proceeded to fuck her for a few minutes till we both came again.
What can I say, but this was a good way to start the week! Add to this another sold project, and it really was a good day.