alaun's Blog - page 8

It is always,"Too Hard,Too Soft,Too Long,Too Short or Too Thick,"

I am never going to Invite GOLDILOCKS to another ORGY!....

If your not being treated with Love and Respect,check your PRICE TAG.
Perhaps you have marked yourself Down.Its YOU who tell people what your worth by what you ACCEPT.
Get off the Clearance shelf and get behind the Glass were they keep the VALUABLES!.
Bottom line: Value yourself more!.If you don't,no one else will!...

Love is when you are missing some of your Teeth but you'r not afraid to Smile,because you know your Friends will will still LOVE you even though some of you is Missing.....

1...Ahhh...That's nice.
2...WoW...And your FEET are so BIG.
3...Are you COLD or something.
4...This explains your CAR.
5...At least this won't take LONG.
6...But it still WORKS? RIGHT.
7...I Guess this makes me the EARLY BIRD.

The people who are usually the strongest are usually the most sensitive.
The people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated.
The ones that take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it most.

The THREE hardest things to say are...

"I LOVE YOU" "I'M SORRY" "HELP ME".........

I found a Penny today,Just laying on the ground,
but it's not just a Penny,this little Coin I found,
Found Pennies come from heaven,that's what my Mother told me,
She said Angels toss them down.Oh how I love that story,
She said when Angels miss you,they toss a Penny down,
Sometimes just to cheer you up,to make you smile not Frown,
So don't pass by that Penny when your feeling Blue,
It may be a Penny from Heaven that an Angel's Tossed for YOU......

An Old man was once asked this question?
Which is more Important,to LOVE or to be LOVED.

HE Replied:Which is more Important to a BIRD,the LEFT WING or the RIGHT WING.....

Never forget YESTERDAY,
But always live for TODAY,
Cause you never know what TOMORROW will bring,
OR,what it can take AWAY.........

Dear MEN, life without Women would surly mean a PAIN in the ARSE.....

Of cause I sometimes TALK to MYSELF.........

Because sometimes I need EXPERT ADVICE.....