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Heads Up “Home Depot Customer”

A “heads up” for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get home improvement supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 20-21 year old girls approach you in the parking lot as you are packing your misc. purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and sits on your lap and starts touching you all over, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th and 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Have a good day and safe shopping.

CAN YOU FILL THIS OUT WITHOUT LYING? - Let's See!

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Water

2. Where was your profile pic taken? Self drawn in bedroom

3. Worst pain you've experienced? Kicked in the balls

4. Favorite place you've traveled? Both North and South Carolinas

5. How late did you stay up last night? 10:30

6. If you could move somewhere else where would it be? Tropics, where it is always warm

7. How do you feel about a turkey burger? NEVER

8. Which of your NN friends live closest to you? To my knowledge I don't know of any.. ):

9. Amusement park or concert? Concert or depends on what Amusement park

10. When was the last time you cried? 8 days ago

11. Who took your profile pic? I did after drawing it

12. Who was the last person you took a picture with? My wife

13. What's your favorite season? Summer

14. If you could have any career, what would it be? Race car driver

15. Do you think relationships are ever worth it? Of course when you are with the right person.

16. If you could talk to ANYONE right now who would it be? My Dad

17. Are you a good influence? I hope I am

18. Does pineapple belong on pizza? NO

19. You have the remote, what are you watching? Baseball, NCIS all of them, SWAT, The Brave, Big Bang Theory .

20. Who do you think will play along? I hope someone does!

C'mon, copy & paste to your blog and change the answers. It's fun to learn about each other!

Well it all started on hot summer day, i was out washing the cars and you appeared wearing a white loose fitting tank top and thong bikini bottoms. It took all my will to keep from staring. You came over and ask if i needed any help, my answer was "yep" with my tongue hanging out of my mouth. You bent over and grabbed the soapy sponge out of the bucket and started washing the top of the car pressing your boobs against the wet glass, you got a little flushed in your cheeks when you noticed your nipples poking at the wet material, i got huge lump in my shorts that you noticed when wetting your sponge again. This time it wasn't the car you were getting all soapy, it was your shirt and this made it even more see thru than before. This also made your nipples very hard and could be seen poking at the thin material. It wasn't long before both cars were all cleaned up and the hose turned on both of us. The sight of you in the wet tee shirt was so sexy. I came up to you and turned you around so your back was against my chest. You were breathing so hard as a slide my hands into the large arm holes and cupped both of your firm tits and started caressing your warm flesh in my hands. Your nipples are as hard as rocks as i stared pinching and twisting them oh so gently. You were grinding your hot ass against my rigid cock through my shorts, the head was sticking out of the left leg and your hand found it in an instant. From then on the cloths started coming off, your shirt and bikini and my shorts hit the ground. Your sexy tanned body glistened from the water that was once sprayed on you. We kissed hard and deep into each others mouths, i lowered down to your tits and started sucking your hard nipples into my mouth working my tongue back and forth and up and down. Your breathing got heavier and slight moans of pleasure was coming out of your mouth. It wasn't until I stared sucking on your labia that you had your first of many orgasm, your hands cupped the back of my head as you drove your pussy into my face for a deeper sucking and licking. You positioned yourself on the edge of the car so your legs hung over the side allowing better access to your sweet pussy and all the flowing juices. After several more minutes of pleasure I had to enter you with my stiff cock, you grabbed it and teased me by rubbing the head against your hard clit and soaking wet pussy. When at the opening you pulled slightly only to let the head slide between your pussy lips and enter you slightly and then back up to rub your clit again. I looked into your sexy eyes and you lowered my hard cock to your wet pussy, I pushed my hard cock into your wetness but not all at once. Slowly sliding back out only to re-enter a little deeper with every stroke until I was ball deep into your tight wet pussy. Your pussy stroked my cock as you rocked your hips. I couldn't hold back any longer and filled your pussy with my hot cum, you shock with orgasm feeling the hot cum hit the deepest part of your pussy!!

I walked into the bathroom while you where in the tub. You were getting ready to shave your legs, you looked so sexy with your lower legs covered with shaving cream. I asked if you wanted some help and you handed me the razor. I started slowly at your ankles and worked my way up your sexy calves. After shaving both calves I started to massage each of them looking up your thighs to your sweet pussy. I continued to shave both of your thighs and spread some cream upon your pussy. You said to me "keep my pussy completely smooth", i licked my lips and said "i can do that for you" i took my time shaving your pussy making sure i got you completely bald, your pussy lips were as smooth as silk. After rinsing you off, i couldn't resist any longer and had to suck on your exposed hard clit and slide several fingers into your dripping wet pussy!! You cupped both your tits and started pinching and rolling your hard nipples. This made your pussy tighten around my fingers as you pushed your hips against my hand as i pushed my fingers deeper into you. You moved one of your hands down to your pussy and added two more fingers deep inside. We moved our hands together sliding our fingers in and out of your wet pussy. With a few more flicks of my tongue on your clit you where cumming all over our hands and squirt a little pussy juice in my mouth and on my face. I savored the taste of your pussy juice as i licked your pussy lips clean. I stood up and straddled your body, you pushed your tits together around my cock so i could titty fuck you. You would suck on the head as it would appear out of the top of your tits as i would slide between them. You pushed your titties tighter together around my cock. I said "i am about to cum", i pulled out and shot my hot load of cum all over your tits and nipples.