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Wednesday, January 1, 2014, 12:51:16 AM- the same person sent me this one last year

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go! This is a sentimental time of the year.

Please send an encouraging message to fucked up friends. Just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there cupcake, you're fucking special. You're my mate! Look at you smiling at your phone! You dickhead! Merry Christmas to you xxx

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"and youre a sentimental fucker dazza lix"- licksipsuckit

Wednesday, January 1, 2014, 12:25:03 AM- just had to share this. this is how we cruise in oz where we don't take ourselves so fucking seriously (sent to me by a friend)

Happy New Year... a bit early I know but I have so many happy, beautiful friends I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first.

Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches that someone special is out there and appreciates you for the impact you have had on their life..... It's not me, I think you are an asshole.

After careful consideration of your performance as my friend in 2013 I have decided to extend your friendship for a further twelve months. Try not to fuck it up!!! All the best for 2014.

Fuck that made me laugh.

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