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I asked if anyone had changed their opinion on who they would vote for after Thursday's debate.

Not surprisingly,

the results were 100%.

No.

I'm not surprised.

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Any time a beautiful woman I don't know has ever talked to me is because:

She needs a favor

or

she wants to borrow money

or

she wants me to pay for sex.

Sad but true.

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My parents grew up during the Great Depression, many times with little to eat.

My generation was fed well,

but our parents booted us out of the house every day to play,

which burned off a lot of calories.

Two generations later,

parents let their children play video games, surf the 'net and eat unhealthy snacks...

and wonder why the kids are obese.

Yesterday I downloaded an update on my anti-virus software.

I received an immediate warning on my computer.

That's right...

it contained a virus.

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The doctor who delivered me was named John W Funk.

I've always loved music and dancing.

One might wonder if my life choices might have been different,

had I been delivered by a Doctor Strong or a Doctor Rich.

Food (a Doctor Steak?) for thought.

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Imagine if all businesses had a 'buy one get one free' sale.

Patrons of the world's oldest profession would be happy,

I suppose.

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Years ago I got some advice on how to get out of debt:

'Fall in love with your bills and they will leave you too'.

So I did just like my romantic relationships -

Worked hard and put everything I had into them.

Eventually they did leave me.

I would be hard pressed to be any happier and satisfied.

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What do you do when you see your elder neighbors playing in the sprinklers in 90+ degree heat in their back yard nude?

I just waved (trying not to look shocked)

and went back inside my house to my AC.

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Babe Ruth hit 136 triples in his career (1914-1935).

Since WWII, only four players have hit more:

Stan Musial (177)
Roberto Clemente (166)
Willie Mays (140)
George Brett (137)

And you thought the Bambino only hit home runs.

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Babe Ruth hit 136 triples in his career (1914-1935).

Since WWII, only four players have hit more:

Stan Musial (177)
Roberto Clemente (166)
Willie Mays (140)
George Brett (137)

And you thought the Bambino only hit home runs.

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