A horse and a chicken were playing on the farm.
The horse fell into a big hole and couldn't get out, so he told the chicken to get the farmer to get him out.
The chicken couldn't find the farmer, so he got in the farmer's Mercedes,
attached a rope to the bumper and pulled the horse out.
A few days later, while playing in the yard, the chicken fell into the hole.
The chicken told the horse to find the farmer and get it out.
The horse saw the Mercedes was gone, which meant the farmer wasn't there.
So the horse straddled the hole and the chicken used the horse's cock to climb out.
The moral of the story is this:
If you're hung like a horse,
you don't need a Mercedes to get chicks.