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***STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS,THIS MESSAGE IS NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION AND WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN TEN SECONDS*** The spiralling cost of "restrained" space travel has necessitated a change in strategy on xxxxxxxxx from this strangest of strange worlds and our new plan is coming in place nicely now.The imposition of our "replicant" ones in government to bring about chaos and anarchy in these lands was seen as a devious yet more cost effective policy in achieving a structured,long term exodus with the living standards here diminishing.
"Beam me up Scotty " was always considered much too "70s" so this policy had been steadily reconvened and passed,literally with universal approval once Daffy Donald,Mother Teresa , Batty Boris and BREXIT was "arranged" and the subsequent dissatisfaction assured.Our offers of window seats, extra legroom,copious quantities of duty free on board (along with the SKY box set "Lost" for visual entertainment....a ploy that is bound to have them snoring their brains out within the first twenty seconds of the twenty five year flight to Frolix8) along with the promise of all inclusive accommodation when they get there,is proving too good to resist.I have also just been advised that the slow introduction of the Chelonians and the Cetaceans,with their disgusting habits and mating rituals, will be the third phase and is sure to dissuade any lingering remainers. Our ongoing summit meetings,then, with the intelligent species on this planet i.e the dolphins and the turtles will, shirley, begin to bear fruit now.*** INTERNAL COMMUNICATION OVER: YOU ARE ADVISED TO DIGEST INWARDLY BUT SAY NOFFINK ***
On the bridge of the ship while entering earth's atmosphere, the ride was kind of hairy in er,more ways than one ;)
Favourites
Movie:
xmmyrt part three (the directors cut)
Actor/Actress:
lyhironir dchyzzert
Book:
the qwaqryty fables
Author:
pytiy gsdr - who taught Anais Nin all she knew..
Song:
htyutr ju'' kolloi ( but the original version)
Band:
mmmm tough choice but yes...lkloottrt troui
TV Show:
the alien in the earth body of Jeremy Kyle.
Sport:
zzzzzzzzzz.....boring
Drink:
earth brandy is good but you wana try hghthtyr
Food:
axaxesrr straight from the ground, barely alive
Pastime:
earth people ....watching 'em
Thing:
yes....the bright young feisty ones
Sex Position:
engaging all three tongues while copulating
Person I'd like to Fuck:
einstein,but too late,alas...
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Transporting willing humans back home
What Makes Me Sad:
ahem...things going wrong during experimentation.
What Makes Me Mad:
Continually changing policy from the mother ship on planet strategy
My Bad Habits:
Too much sexual inter action with the human species....I am picking up bad habits....and I aint referring to monks,eivver.
My Final Thoughts:
The meaning of life is...
Extracting the urine on status before then extracting the knowledge, quirks and customs and eventually your valuable minerals, before boarding the spaceship to go fifth to prosper while we leave you with Trumpy and Boris in charge..
Artistic
:🎁🤶Merry Christmas🎅🎄 xx Arty, still missed
(2 years ago)
stridstraddle
:Interesting ...Last logged in 3 Jan 17 ,,,, but knew Boris would be in charge ... perhaps there's something in this interplanetary thing after all.....or perhaps she put on a big bet at long odds and no longer needs us!
(4 years ago)
Allure
:Just in case you pop your head in for a perv...Merry Christmas...mwah xxx
(6 years ago)
Artistic
:just in case you would look in, still missed in status, *<]:{) Santa hugz N kisses ;)
(6 years ago)
Fire_brand
:Grrrr......what the feckin hell is going on here? An icon of NN being locked up like this is bloody stupid!! Who is going to greet all the bored and hornies now? Keep being yourself, lovely Lyn!!
(6 years ago)
Allure
:Bloody miss you loads on here...good job I know where to find you xxxx
Allure
:Missing you loads my lovely, sexy friend, just not the same without you. I completely understand your reasons though...I ditto what AGR said...mwah xxxxxxxx
(7 years ago)
Ley-dd
:oh lovely Lyn, we miss you loads, you funny bugger xxxx
(7 years ago)
Rene_Pogel
:Nil bastardi carborundum, lynskey.. You're a friendly and genuine person with a quirky sense of humour and an easy ability to extract the urine. In my world, these are rare and special qualities, not liabilities. Don't change, and definitely don't let the haters win.
AdeleGingerRaineOLD
:Don't let the babies of this site get you down and don't give them the satisfaction of leaving ..stay and say "fuck you losers"..I have no clue why people can't pull up their big girl or big boy pants..stop being so damn sensitive...this is why people leave here!!!
(7 years ago)
BuxomXhunter
:wishing you and yours the best of this holiday season, big smiles, wink xxx