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So here is what I found today. I think it is quite comical.



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I am attempting to post this and not sure if it will work. For some reason, all the pic blogs I have posted all have broken images now. Anyway.......

I was wandering around the grocery store today, trying to decide what to have for dinner. I remembered what Tender_Moments did a little while back and decided it sounded good. I made slow cooker BBQ pulled pork sandwiches and then used the stock to make Broccoli and Cheddar rice. So without further adieu..........

Just thought of Tux when I saw this and had to share.

Ok so I just love this track by Corey Taylor and Stone Sour. He shows you can still be a rock star while being eloquent and intellectual. Here are the lyrics, and the youtube audio of it. Enjoy.

What a skeletal wreck of man this is.
Translucent flesh and feeble bones,
the kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the holistic domes.
Running rampid with free thought to free form, and the free and clear.
When the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a
laundry mat to sift and focus on the bigger, better, now.
We all have a little sin that needs venting,
virtues for the rending and laws and systems and stems are ripped
from the branches of office, do you know where your post entails?
Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?
When in doubt inside your atavistic allure, the value of a summer spent, and a winter earned.
For the rest of us, there is always Sunday.
The day of the week the reeks of rest, but all we do is catch our breath,
so we can wade naked in the bloody pool, and place our hand on the big, black book.
To watch the knives zigzag between our aching fingers.
A vacation is a countdown, T minus your life and
counting, time to drag your tongue across the sugar cube,
and hope you get a taste.
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS FOR?
WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON? SHUT UP!
I can go on and on but lets move on, shall we?

Say, your me, and I’m you, and they all watch the things we do,
and like a smack of spite they threw me down the stairs,
haven’t felt like this in years.
The great magnet of malicious magnanimous refuse, let me go,
and punch me into the dead spout again.
That’s where you go when there’s no one else around,
it’s just you, and there was never anyone to begin with, now was there?
Sanctimonious pretentious dastardly bastards with their thumb on the pulse,
and a finger on the trigger.
CLASSIFIED MY ASS! THAT’S A FUCKING SECRET, AND YOU KNOW IT!
Government is another way to say better…than…you.
It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
but you can’t touch the silverware.
Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
Humph, isn’t that sweet?
And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way,
and I’ve drunk too much, and said too little,
when your gaffer taped in the
middle, say a prayer, say a face, get your self together and see what’s happening.
SHUT UP! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
I’m sorry, I could go on and on but
their times to move on so, remember: you’re a wreck, an accident.
Forget the freak, your just nature.
Keep the gun oiled, and the temple cleaned shit snort,
and blaspheme, let the heads cool, and the engine run.
Because in the end, everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.

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Did I wanna build a snowman?
Did I wanna go out and play?
I think some company was overdue, just before I started talking to the pictures on the walls.....

And now that I have tortured you with horrible karaoke I present you with Olaf........



Now only if he would do my shoveling for me...

This is so true.......



Thanks to MieleGattina for the inspiration and advice.

Just wanted to show off my handy work.... Here are the before (which I was not responsible for BTW)


and the after which is all ME!!!!!!


Not bad, huh?

So Saturday night I got back to my roots..... yea I went Country... and in case anyone reading this is wondering, I had 2 beautiful young ladies with me. They had never been to a tractor show or a tractor pull. We ate footlong hot dogs, cactus fries, fried oreos and ice cream. Man, I love spending time with my daughters. LOL. So here are some of the pics I took.

Some antique machines:


Not an antique, but totally hillbillyish or redneckish:


Redneck or hillbilly ingenuity:


Steam engine:


This one is for Mrs. Gacpl, wanna chain me up?:


Now for the not so antique machines and the fun they had:


More redneck or hillbilly ingeniuty:








Mark will enjoy this pic:


Everything is working as it should:


and now we have a problem:


There is no problem in this one, but they were sure blowing off plenty of steam:


Better get off the tracks:


The best pic of the night:


Hope you guys enjoyed as much as we did