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vertru
US age 72
Joined 12 years ago
Last login 2 years ago
Easy going, head in the clouds, country boy who just left a LTR, but would like to find a FWB, NSA, or casual relationship. I like to laugh and to make others laugh, and I'm a writer, so most of what I write is humor. I'm moderately disabled, so don't do much besides live my life the best I can. Oh, and you can consider this a no bullshit zone. I don't deal in it, and my own b/s detector has had a lot of refinement in the past couple of decades. That aside, I'm kind of a sweet old fart, or so they tell me. What'cha sees is whats ya gets, or as Popeye put it: I yam whats I yam... or something like that. He did speak kinda funny, now I think about it. I mean, I like yams as good as any country boy... er, or did I misunderstand him. <grin> Stop by for a chat, a pm, or a get together for coffee. I'm pretty cool and I don't bite, except on request. Here's the no b/s truth. I'm lookin' for sex and new experiences, and hopefully to make a few lasting friendships. Those seem to be as thin on the ground for me these days as round tuits. So, yea, sex. I like it, I want it, and some day I may get some again... oh pleeeeeeaaaaassssssse. Oh, and if you know a good place to shoot, I have a few o' them bang-bang things needin' the cobwebs cleaned out as much as my pipes.
vertru's last Status Update
Horny and lonely...
Stats
My Hunners Status:
I am:Male
Age:72
Sexual Preference:Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:Divorced and on the hunt
Children:Independent
Member Since:8-Dec-11
Last Logged In:13-Sep-21
Location:Rushville, Nebraska, United States
About vertru
Star Sign:Gemini
Is Following:
Is Looking For:Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam
Interests:Movies / Cinema, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Food / Wine, Literature / History
Other:Shooting, writing, reading
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Overweight
Body Shape:Apple
Height:6' 0" (183cm)
Weight:265lbs (18st 13lbs) (120.2kg)
Eye Colour:Blue
Hair Colour:Light Brown
Best Feature:Eyes
Pubic Hair:Natural
Tatoos:None
Piercings:None
Penis Length:6" (15.2cm)
Penis Girth:3.5" (8.9cm)
Circumcised:Yes
Professional Life
Education:College
Employment Status:Retired
Industry:Construction / Craftsman
Job Role:Business Owner
Lifestyle
Smoking:Like Chimney
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Spiritual but not religious
Sense Humour:Friendly
Social Style:Better in small groups
Personality:Home body
Libido:Average
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:In a lake within public view
Favourites
Movie:Notting Hill
Actor/Actress:Julia Roberts
Book:Harry Potter
Author:Terry Pratchett
Song:Take This Job and Shove It
Band:Eagles, most country
Drink:coffeee, and lots of it.
Food:Chocolate
Pastime:Writing porn
Sex Position:Yes
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Sex, good conversation, a real friend
What Makes Me Sad:
No sex, like now.
What Makes Me Mad:
Stupid people
My Bad Habits:
Swearing. Loudly. when frustrated
My Final Thoughts:
If I was US President...

I'd tax drugs and sex. Debt problem solved. And here was me trying to be serious. Yeah. Like that is gonna happen. If you have enjoyed this profile, call for sex so we can get naked and see what pops up. Or just have coffee, I'm easy. Damn, bein' easy may be why I have 3 ex-wives and a ex-gf or three.
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(9 years ago)
Profile last updated: 27-Jun-15