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BlindMelon
US age 43
Joined 8 years ago
Last login 203 days ago
"I'm not gonna live by their rules anymore" - Phil Connors
BlindMelon's last Status Update
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Stats
My Hunners Status:
I am:Male
Age:43
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:A girl
Marital Status:Single
Children:Dependent
Member Since:20-Aug-15
Last Logged In:19-Nov-23
Location:Springfield, United States
About
Star Sign:
Is Following:The concert posters
Is Looking For:
Interests:
Other:The produce section / Some solstice action / Prompting lots of interest / Playing my air keytar / All things denim / Birds of prey / Getting my oil changed on time / Harry Connick Sr. / Gambling on riverboats / Fried stuff with cheese
Appearence
Race:Other
Body Type:Average
Height:2' 1" (64cm)
Weight:8lbs (0st 8lbs) (3.6kg)
Eye Colour:Green
Hair Colour:Bald/Shaved
Best Feature:Eyes
Pubic Hair:Trimmed
Tatoos:All over
Piercings:None
Penis Length:4" (10.2cm)
Penis Girth:11" (27.9cm)
Circumcised:Yes
Professional Life
Education:School
Employment Status:Full Time
Industry:Entertainment / Media
Job Role:Professional
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:Daily
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Atheist
Sense Humour:None
Social Style:Better in small groups
Personality:One of the guys or girls
Libido:Rampant
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:Garden
Favourites
Movie:s put me to sleep
Actor/Actress:Mr. T
Book:The Farmer's Almanac
Author:The Farmer
Song:In A Big Country
Band:Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem
TV Show:When Animals Attack
Sport:Punkin Chunkin
Drink:Water
Food:can I just order that side of the menu
Pastime:Learning to be a functional member of society
Thing:You....unless you're a guy. Sorry.
Sex Position:I'm very positionable
Person I'd like to Fuck:Meryl Streep
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Equality
What Makes Me Sad:
People who don't understand fundamental rites.
What Makes Me Mad:
Hypocrisy
My Bad Habits:
I don't repeat after I rinse
My Final Thoughts:
The best day of my life was...

Tomorrow
Comments
AdeleGingerRaine : Missing you in status...Merry Christmas and a happy new years
(160 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine : Haven't seen you in forever...where are you sexy?
(1 year ago)
GottaBeMe : Merry Christmas, miss ya! 🤶🎄
(2 years ago)
Artistic : wth you been lurking !!
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Wishing you all the best at Christmas! 😊🎄🤶 (still miss ya)
(3 years ago)
Artistic : just looking to see if youve been in, dont worry, got my mask on, hugz
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Merry Christmas!! Miss ya! :) xo
(4 years ago)
Artistic : aha you peeped ,,,,, *<|:)0O Merry Xmas & Happy New Year ...Hugz
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Where the hell have you been?? Get back here! :) xo
(5 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaineOLD : Hey you back sexy man!!! :)
(5 years ago)
MieleGattina : Omg! The melon returns!
(5 years ago)
Artistic : people leaving/returning, changes to NN lol, Muah
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Merry Christmas to you! :)
(5 years ago)
Artistic : o<{]:-) MeRRy Xmas & A HapPy 2019 MuaH, you need to pop in :D
(5 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaineOLD : Hey sexy man. : )
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Come baccccckkkkk!! Pretty please!! :) xo
(5 years ago)
Artistic : just checking in to see if you sneaked back in... huggies
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe : I miss youuuuuu mr melonhead! ;)
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe : I see you! But you don't see me, cuz, ummm that whole blind thing. ;)
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Annnnd I STILL miss you!
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe : I miss you! xo
(6 years ago)
Profile last updated: 11-Jan-19
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