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How does it Start?! How the hell did I get here? Where the fuck did I come from? Clicked the thumbnail that popped up Justin Bieber flavoured condom Some dumb motherfuckers, they all telling me stuff That I don't wanna know Nothing that's condom related What flavour would Justin have been now I won't fucking know, Shit.
I've wasted an hour Jacking off to Zoella Not tryna be fickle, I swear the thumbnail showed a nipple But she's fully dressed in a top shop dress She was paid to wear It's my cross to bare If I see a sick pic, I'ma click on there If I see a sick pic, I'ma click on there
Clickbait, clickbait We shot a porno and almost died Clickbait, clickbait These glasses cured my colorblind -ness
Have you ever felt lied to before By a YouTuber you adore The thumbnail looks like they're going to open some doors But when you open them, it's not what you thought You saw boobies in the thumbnail (itty bitty titties) Hands down your pants, you're about to fail (ohhh) You're waiting for skin, but 10 minutes in You realize it's a video they ain't even in
You've just been got Hook, line, and sinker You're whole expectations were based on a picture They tricked ya Versachi, versachi, versachi, ver-
[MB:] Daz. DAZ. Get back to the point mate [Daz:] Alright, sorry
It's just a way for them to be richer But quicker, gives me the fuel for this rhyme to be sicker I'm sick of the shit that they give ya (give ya, give ya...)
Your time is up, you better start running (running, running, running) If I don't see no boobs, them I am unsubbing (subbing, subbing)
Clickbait, clickbait Nipple slips and killer clowns Clickbait, clickbait If you like this vid, I'll shout you out
Look kids Lemme break it down How I'm ripping you off Flipping you off Ticking the box And you're sat sucking my cock Guzzling vlogs Waiting for a pointless blog to drop
But nothing really happens But I spun it right in the blink of an eye You deleted 5 hours of your life You deleted 5 weeks of your life You deleted 5 years of your life
Midnight xxxxxxxxx are jealous fags Hit them with a double dab Parents money in the bank Tuning for my 80 wanks I need your likes so I like myself Attention is good for my mental health
So bend me over and fuck me twice I'll do anything for my fans if the price is right
Clickbait, clickbait My dog just died I broke my leg Clickbait, clickbait I grew an arm out of my head Clickbait, clickbait How many babies can I kick? Clickbait, clickbait I caught a fish With my dick baby Clickbait, clickbait I almost died in an Uber car 1 star Clickbait, clickbait I got arrested at Coachella Clickbait, clickbait I bought a Lamborghini Because I'm rich as fuck Clickbait, clickbait Zoella threw her shit at meee |