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Happy Easter to everyone in the NN World. It is our special time again, the Birdlover Blog!!! I have taken ten of the questions YOU have sent in to ME and given them a nice go around. I love to hear from you and here is this weeks
TOP TEN Questions for Birdlover.
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1) Have you talked to others on this site?

Uhhh- well sir, your actually the first person I have ever ever talked to online... I never EVER meet people off line or talk to strangers.( batt batt go my pretty little eyelashes)

C'mon dude- Have you seen my friend list- top ten out of a million five members buddy.

2) Were you sexy as a teenager?

Only in my own mind.
That is when I was not playing Flashdance and practicing for my BIG movie star debut.

3) I want to crush you and make you bend to my will.

Stand in line dip-wad. My zit faced sister has been chanting the same war cry since she got a training bra in 1976.
So I will say the same thing to you that I said to her: Keep your cockroach comments in your mouth and you might get a date.

Oh and BTW-ewwwww!


4) Bird when can we see that spread?
eggsalad, deviled ham, or just plain mayo?

5)Hey Bird, I've heard that some women pull their hubby's butt hair when they are doing their duty, I have to ask, do you do the same?

Wow! Dude you floored me. Never in my wildest dreams would I have considered the "yippee-I-yippee-yo" that would give hubby.

If I tugged anything in his mancrack I think I may have to peel him off the ceiling.

Also FYI girls really try to stay away from the majority of asscrack man-fur. It is just very odd the way it grows in such an aggressive pattern. I would not want to disturb its nature.

I gotta know- Have YOU done it??

6) Will you ever have sex in the wilderness?

Look pal, I feel like the Holiday Inn Express IS roughing it. Nude in the wilderness just does not sound comfortable, it may make my skin itch, and it has no room service.

7) Would you consider taking picture with a Jack Daniels bottle inserted in you cooch?

Sure- Just as soon as you consider adding ALL the bullets the next time you play Russian roulette.

Do you ever dream of having ice cream licked out of you snatch?

No-but I have snatched a lick of ice cream!
Who are you the Good Humor Man?
Where are your pills? You should be taking them.

9) Tell me about the foods you would consider bringing to bed as a sexual play.

Well you could have guessed, I am not a vegan-
I am a carnivore, so I try to rustle up my man’s meat.

10)Have you ever made whoopee with someone in law enforcement?

Is that BEFORE or AFTER I was supposed to get the citation??

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Hey everyone have a great Easter! Thanks for the e-love. We think you rock!
Kisses
Bird

Hello everyone!

It is that time again for the long awaited TOP TEN questions for BirdLover. These are questions that are sent in by you crazy fans and they absolutely fill me with delight.
Keep those cards and letters coming!
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1) Your top 10 crack me up all the time, so I got one for you. Does the song "the bird" do anything for you? You know, "the bird, bird, bird..the bird is the word"

I like to change that to “NERD, NERD, THE NERD IS A WORD… “ and do calculus problems to it in the nude and drive my husband crazy with my MAD mensa skills and jubbly party tits.

2) Would you say your hubby is perverted?

HA! He wishes. No, I would say he is “one lucky son of a gun” to have had the heavens send down a little Bird for him to photograph.

3) Will you do more pictures with guitars?

To all you Megadeath and Ozzy fans, I must hang my head low and I will answer this question truthfully: Dude that was my ENTIRE guitar collection, that’s kinda the whole show!

Sad, I think I see actual pity in your eyes.

4) I want to see your lips slurping some man meat. When is that pic cumming?

PUHLEEEZEE who slurps meat???
And whoa! Mad skills on the double-down wordplay.

Try this one: Why don't you just beat it?

5) Wanna ride my big chocolate pop?

Only if you are the new governor of NY and you have a budget over 80K

6) I think you are a sexual superhero. My husband got hooked on your pictures first and now I am too. I love to perv your style girlfriend. What would you say is your most superhero quality?

Actually I am an alien and I will be beamed up at some point in time. I am struggling with gravity and temperature reading in two languages. F or C

7)What you get hubby for Christmas?

I gave him the same thing we are all dreaming about- a chance to play with ALL my toys ALL day.

Will you send me some pictures to make my cock throb?

Ohhh is that because the ones I post are too subtle to get that thing motivated???

Can you see pity in MY eyes now??

9)Do you like men with big muscles.

That depends- (clap clap)are those LOVE muscles? Muwahhhh.

10) Does Hubby still have hair?

Hubby still has plenty of hair- it just does not grow in the places he wants it to grow. He would like less on his ass and ears and more on his head.
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You guys are awesome and I look forward to what the next week brings.

KISS KISS
BIRD

Hey all- It is your FAVORITE TIME AGAIN!!! The time I get to answer the questions sent in from YOU!

I have been a bit slow- my globtrotting life has really been a stretch this last month.But I hope this does on BIRDLOVE will get us all on track and I added some BONUS questions to those who have been waiting.

1) Do you want to make it with a brother while he is in a big car with a great stereo system jamming old school tunes , and a sippin on a an ice cold colt 45?

Only if I was DOA on my way to the NYC morgue.

2) Do you like writing the top ten questions?
No-
I like writing the TOP TEN answers.
That’s my bit-
The ANSWERS.
See- that is what makes it so funny.

Me-
ANSWERING people’s questions
People like you.

3) Don’t some of the questions people send you PISS you OFF?

Ohh yeah, those are my favorite ones to post then everyone can see what a flubbed-out dill-hole those people are.

4) Would you ever consider smearing nuts and honey all over your breasts and letting me and my friends eat you like a Greek dessert?

Not until RIGHT NOW. Better skip lunch those are DD's.

5) Wanna have some lunch with my love sausage?

I just thought of something quite amazing: You know,if you were dog you could have lunch with your own love sausage. EVERYDAY!

6) Why will you not chat on MSN it annoys me that I can only reply to so many messages?

I am a devoted NN player. If you wanna talk to the Bird- you gotta be on NN.

Pay to play cheapass- I do.

Will you let me put my hand up your ass?

Sure pal, my donkey is sitting out back- have at it.
His name is dumbshit and he loves assholes.

9) I like your Kinky boots. Are the leather or rubber?
Only Leather for the Feather.

10) How many songs are on your IPOD?

I was really trying to get the 20,000 songs on my IPOD but now I am totally hooked on the video shorts and they EAT space.

I think I have about 7000 songs. I have a CRAZY selection of music on my IPOD and it drives Hubby crazy because there is no rhyme or reason to my selections. I have everything from Heavy Metal to Elvis and Hip hop to Tibetan monk chants.

He can’t take the diversity.

Give him YES or give him death.
So we got him the tiny IPOD mini.

BONUS QUESTIONS

11) Have you ever had sex in a canoe?

Only if I want to swim back to shore.

PS- Who on GOD’s GREEN EARTH can have sex on a canoe?

12) Have you ever had sex on top of the washing machine?

There are creepy eight eyeballed spiders in there. I am in and out of that laundry room faster that a flashdrive upload.

But I will share this with you- I prefer to undress NEXT to the washing machine, and then see if my husband gets agitated when I toss my clothes on the FLOOR and not in the machine standing RIGHT next to me.

MWWAHHHHHHH It brings me so much joy to taunt the laundy troll!

13)Will you join my group and post pictures there with your face?

Not a chance I have a presidential career to consider.
Hillary has not yet picked a running mate and my tits and outlook on life are loved the world over- none of the male candidates can compete with my tits.

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Kisses to you all! Thanks for taking the time to hang with the Bird.

Hello everyone! It is a new year and new questions. These are the questions that are sent in by YOU the NN community.
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1)I hate it that you just take down pictures all the time. How do you pick what pictures you will tear off this site.

When I am tired of something I will let it go.
It’s a healthy normal thing to do.
Try it.

2)Do you like to have your back rubbed?

Are you kidding? I would like my very own shiatsu massage genie to pop out of my file cabinet every time I have to sit in my awful “grown up who has to work for a living” chair.

3)Why don’t you show us your pussy?

Too shy. Ohhhh it just makes me shiver. Showing your vagina to others is NOT what they teach you in Catholic school.

Besides, I worry that my parents might look at this site.

I cannot even comprehend explaining that I even HAVE a vagina to my Vietnam Vet father.

4)Have you EVER had cosmetic surgery on those perfect breasts or any other part of you?

No, my breasts were a gift to YOU from the Heavens above.

But I do view cosmetic enhancements as a maintenance item that I would consider , but Hubby is TOTALLY opposed to it.

I have not yet thought of a way I could “sneak a little-wee-bit” and get a little eye lift or a laser peel but as of yet I am coming up empty.

So, here I sit with my crow’s feet flexed while I squint at this screen growing MORE little stress lines.

5)Have you ever had sex with any famous wrestler?

The WWE is still beyond my comprehension.

6)Would you ever go back to working for the secret service?

OK the first thing I wanted to say was “Hey Duhhh Duhhh DonkeyKong- the CIA and the Secret Service are TWO totally different things.”

But alas I understand what too much time spent in front of the TV can do to a person. So here is a newsflash for ya.

Contrary to most people’s knowledge, the original mandate of the secret service was to investigate the counterfeiting of US currency, not national secrets or to provide protection.

The CIA is an independent US Government agency responsible for providing national security intelligence to senior US policymakers.

And the answer is I served my country and I would make a heck of a lot more money working as a contractor to those agencies than an employee of those agencies.

7)Do you play any musical instrument?

My husband has an instrument he likes me to play.

Are you as freaking knock dead sexy at home as you are on the site?

Well since all my pictures are taken at home with my husband.

What do you think?

OK, I will divulge,

I am ten-KABILLION times sexier in real life because I am a GREAT cook and have been known to cook only wearing an apron, I am equally comfortable getting dolled up into a beautiful dress and a high posh party or toss on jeans and go out for a beer and a burger, I make a great living and have a ridiculously high IQ, I can still dismantle and reassemble my weapon in under two minutes and still shoot with great accuracy, I love my country, I have read the bible and all of the literary classics, I have raised ( almost the last is 16) five children, I can touch the palms of my hands to the floor and I can still do a back-bend, I sleep like an angel and do not snore ( much), I am snuggly and have slept in the nude every night for the past 20 years, and I have all my teeth.

HUBBY'S ANSWER- Its nutz.

9)Do you have sex in the same room as your pets?

This is why God invented the Kennel.
Our dogs would bark like crazy and jump on the bed whenever we would get close to climax and it was a total buzz kill.

An ounce of preventions is worth a pound of orgasm.

10)Would you consider a real career as a porn star?

I think the requirements are still that you have fake everything and have sex with people other than your husband.

Soooo I am leaning strongly to the NO side of that inquiry.
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Hey all Welcome to the NEW YEAR and the end of our FIRST YEAR of posting here on NN!

I hope 2008 brings you all kinds of CRAZY HOT booty with your cutie.
Kisses
BIrd

Hello fans.
I wanted to share with you this weeks FREAKY FOOD Combo sent in bt our new fan Mike
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"on food cravings my dad likes peanut butter and sweet pickle sandwiches he also likes applesauce on his potatos"

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And hey Mike, I will be posting this weeks TOP TEN as a personal shout out to you.
Kisses
Bird

Ok- I gave up plastic food for the new year- no gummy bears, no fake cheese, no chicken bits, just YUMMY food.

I think I am about to send hubby off the deep end. Every night we have to come up with a dinner plan.

When he asks me what I WANT FOR DINNER- before I can even let the first tone pass over my lips- he tilts his head and talks like a fourth grader (complete with the lip curl and the sickly sweet teasing voice) and in jest and coo's at me

"SOMETHING YUMMY"

and then bats his eyelashes towards the heavens while he shakes his skinny marathon running no-ass hips.

I will NOT give any indication that this is going to sway my position. Because it is not going to. So I keep going forward. I am the BIRD. I can only fly forward.

"Yeah, I think we need some Fresh Mango Salsa and some super salty corn chips, and maybe some seared AHI. MMMMMMM doesn't that sound YUMMY" ( smile smile wiggle wiggle) "and some triple chocolate cake with gelato" (pet pet pet)

Now I do remind you we live in a small town- that request is not within 40 miles. But today it works...

"ohhh that does sound yummy" is his reply

And now it looks like I get a car ride.

Happy New year and STICK to those resolutions!!
Kisses from the Bird

Hey folks- here is another note from a NN member on farts----------------------------------------------------------------

I've got to say that the farting comments in your profile are a hoot, sounds exactly like home. Just wanted say hi and thanks for the smile. Great pics too! J -
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Thanks for the love and yes, the Bird does let the fluff fly whenever I can get away with it. But I look so sweet I try to just leave hubby stuck with the looks and stares and the laugh my freaking arse off two isles over.

This one goes to TJ as a winner:
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DEAR BIRD, I LIKE TO EAT BBQ PORK AND PEANUT BUTTER ON TOAST.
IT SOUNDS GROSS BUT THE PEANUT BUTTER MELTS INTO THE PORK AND GIVES IT A GREAT FLAVOR. IT IS GREAT FOR BREAKFAST.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
TJ
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Thanks or the love- and wow!!! that is a new delight.
Kisses
Bird

OK here is one of my Favorite holiday greetings sent in from Rick
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JUST WANTED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TO HAVE SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS ..HERE'S YA A POEM I WROTE FOR YOU .
BIRDIE BIRDIE IN THE SKY
SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND SHOW ME YOUR PIE
THE END.

BEST WISHES TO YOU AND FAMILY !!
RICK

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Dude- you rock!

Thanks to Dman and Bigbyte we have some great holiday screensavers for our fans. E-mail hubby the e-mail you would like them sent to, and we are happy to send you an e-card from the Bird.